S:13 - Fat, lazy, and stupid is no way to go through life

September 22, 2006 · Filed Under popmedia

With apologies to Dean Wormer for replacing “drunk” with “lazy” in the title of this post, I think it sums up Billy quite nicely.

I really wanted the title to be “S:13 - Be careful what you wish for...” in honor of Ozzy getting his ass voted off for having been dumb enough to throw a challenge — you never, NEVER, purposely throw a challenge, because it always, ALWAYS, comes back to bite you — but he got really lucky that Billy is a complete & utter moron. Ozzy, however, is not quite the great player that he seems to think he is. The game will knock him down & out soon enough. I just hope that Cristina doesn’t get taken out in the process, as she is currently my favorite player & preferred winner.

Perhaps it was just good, persuasive, editing, but I really think that Cristina & Cece were on board to get rid of the oh-so-arrogant Ozzy - right up until Billy self-destructed in a fit of delusional babbling at tribal council. “Love at first sight”? Oh my… That was truly one of the more shockingly bizaare moments in Survivor history — it would actually make more sense if it comes out now that Billy was an actor and/or trying to get out of the game in a way that no one has ever tried before. If it’s truly on the up-and-up, however, it’s really just sad.

In the other tribes, there really wasn’t all that much going on, I don’t think. Hiki was lucky that Aito (voluntarily) imploded at the immunity challenge, and it was nice to see them get a break. Raro, was pretty quiet, other than Adam demonstrating that he’s both lazy and not too smart. Puka got some good coverage. I don’t think that Cao Boi’s seemingly annoying behavior was/is all that significant, especially as long as they keep away from tribal council. Yul has proven that he’s a very strong contender, especially now that he has the hidden immunity.

In all, an entertaining installment — a bit strange, but entertaining nonetheless.

Let’s hope they keep it up!

-ghp

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